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Article:Yoda
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(Mispelling of "Anakin")
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Anakin seeks Yoda's counsel about his prophetic visions that someone close to him will die. Yoda, unaware of the intensity of Anakin's love for Padmé, his pregnant wife, tells him to "Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose." Unsatisfied, Anakin turns to Palpatine, who reveals himself as Darth Sidious, and manipulates the young Jedi into becoming his Sith apprentice—[[Darth Vader]]—with the promise that the dark side holds the power to save Padmé from dying in [[childbirth]].
 
Anakin seeks Yoda's counsel about his prophetic visions that someone close to him will die. Yoda, unaware of the intensity of Anakin's love for Padmé, his pregnant wife, tells him to "Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose." Unsatisfied, Anakin turns to Palpatine, who reveals himself as Darth Sidious, and manipulates the young Jedi into becoming his Sith apprentice—[[Darth Vader]]—with the promise that the dark side holds the power to save Padmé from dying in [[childbirth]].
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Anakin starts to dislike Yoda when he returns home from a mission, to find Yoda, naked in a bed with Padme. After that, Yoda decides to rape the younglings. Yoda was arrested for the sexual harrasment of his fellow Jedi, and sent to jail. Yoda later escaped and snuck into the emporer's palace. The emporer wakes to find Yoda, with his midget penis up his butt. They have a lightsaber duel, ending up withYoda loosing his dick. Yoda runs away to degobah and rapes the local wildlife until meeting Luke.
   
 
Palpatine later transforms the Republic into the tyrannical [[Galactic Empire (Star Wars)|Galactic Empire]], proclaiming himself Emperor for life, and [[Order 66|orders the clone troopers to kill their Jedi generals]]. At this time, Yoda is on [[Kashyyyk]], overseeing the battle between the Separatist forces and a combined command of clone troopers and [[Wookiee]]s. Through the Force, he feels the deaths of each of the Jedi as they are [[assassination|assassinated]] by their own troops. After swiftly killing the clone troopers instructed to kill him, he escapes with the help of Wookiee leaders [[Tarfful]] and [[Chewbacca]] ([[Peter Mayhew]]), and returns to [[Coruscant]], where he and Obi-Wan fight their way into the [[Jedi Temple]] to stop a trap for any surviving Jedi. Inside, they discover that all the Jedi inside, younglings included, have been slaughtered. They then discover a [[holograph]]ic recording revealing Anakin as the assassin. Yoda decides to face Palpatine, sending Obi-Wan to kill his former Padawan. Obi-Wan tells Yoda he cannot kill Anakin, asking instead to go after Palpatine. However, Yoda insists, saying, "To fight this Lord Sidious, strong enough you are not." He also tells Obi-Wan that the Anakin he knew no longer exists, having been "consumed by Darth Vader".
 
Palpatine later transforms the Republic into the tyrannical [[Galactic Empire (Star Wars)|Galactic Empire]], proclaiming himself Emperor for life, and [[Order 66|orders the clone troopers to kill their Jedi generals]]. At this time, Yoda is on [[Kashyyyk]], overseeing the battle between the Separatist forces and a combined command of clone troopers and [[Wookiee]]s. Through the Force, he feels the deaths of each of the Jedi as they are [[assassination|assassinated]] by their own troops. After swiftly killing the clone troopers instructed to kill him, he escapes with the help of Wookiee leaders [[Tarfful]] and [[Chewbacca]] ([[Peter Mayhew]]), and returns to [[Coruscant]], where he and Obi-Wan fight their way into the [[Jedi Temple]] to stop a trap for any surviving Jedi. Inside, they discover that all the Jedi inside, younglings included, have been slaughtered. They then discover a [[holograph]]ic recording revealing Anakin as the assassin. Yoda decides to face Palpatine, sending Obi-Wan to kill his former Padawan. Obi-Wan tells Yoda he cannot kill Anakin, asking instead to go after Palpatine. However, Yoda insists, saying, "To fight this Lord Sidious, strong enough you are not." He also tells Obi-Wan that the Anakin he knew no longer exists, having been "consumed by Darth Vader".
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